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Twitter Name: @Jeremy_Feist
Website: http://www.xtra.ca/blog/toronto/
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Description: Cheap stupid whore.
Website: http://www.xtra.ca/blog/toronto/
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Description: Cheap stupid whore.
Profile Link: http://gaystartweet.com/Jeremy_Feist
Every time I inherit a new piece of leather, the chest-opening jingle from The Legend of Zelda plays in my head. #NEWLEATHERPANTS!
Updated 20 hours ago
Today I woke up to see two doves going apeshit on each other in a slap-fight. Turns out, doves aren't peaceful. They will slap your shit up.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Spent the day doing laundry. Our apartment is weirdly clean now and it scares me.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Amazing. I just spent an hour sweeping, swiffering and vacuuming, and I'm still finding little tumble-weeds of dog hair rolling around.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
You know those clips they use to keep plates from sliding off the barbells? The girl beside me at the gym is lifting those as weights.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Dear sir: I see you are curling in the squat rack. According to gym protocol, I must destroy you now.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I have to give Iron Man 3 credit where credit is due: If you wanted to lower my expectations, opening with Eiffel 65's Blue was a good start
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Group of douchebags exits the Scotiabank theatre. "CAN YOU BELIEVE DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER?" Fuck those guys specifically.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
The guy on The Price is Right is the most unfairly gorgeous person ever. God, I hope he did porn at some point.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
@cratledge Not fun crazy, this is like "Carve their initials into your door after your restraining order goes through" crazy.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Watching the episode of Kitchen Nightmares with the insane couple. The crazy is strong with this one.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
For a couple of non-stoners, it's amazing the kind of hybrid-foods my boyfriend and I come up with.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I haven't heard a Backstreet Boys song in almost a decade. How do I still know all the words to their shit?
Updated 7 day(s) ago
If you're going to hog the good machines at the gym, at least lift something worth while. Don't make me feel embarrassed for you.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
My dream is to become so rich that some day, I can buy my son a film career like Will Smith did.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
If you want a quick way to feel bad about your body, go to the r/bodybuilding page on reddit. #HumblePie #IsPieGoodForBuilding? #NoRight?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
The way I'm interpreting this is that Latoya is hardcore into CBT.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
The reality show about Latoya Jackson is on. Latoya's immediate reaction to going on a blind date is to take Krav Maga classes.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Our puppy has a UTI, probably from drinking some bad water at the dog park. SUPER HYPOCHONDRIAC POWERS ACTIVATE!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Does it still count as a one-night stand if it takes place at like 2:30 in the afternoon? In a Starbucks bathroom?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
What is it called when you just take everything you were going to have for breakfast and throw it in a pile? That's a hash, right?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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